Sausage Egg N' Cheese "McGriddles"
You know I avoid death-traps like McDonald's at all costs, but sometimes you're hungover at work and you don't feel like waiting in line at the cafeteria, so you say 'fuck it' and go buy the cheapest thing on the breakfast menu beneath those shining golden arches of shit. I bought one of these puppies without even knowing what it was. The "sausage, egg n' cheese" part I was already pretty familiar with, but what is a "McGriddle?" I figured that a griddle was just some low-budget quick-solution fryer, like a George Foreman except made out of plastic by the weathered hands of Asian children. And this is McDonald's after all, so they just put a "Mc-" in front of everything.
Maybe it was the hangover, or maybe it was the fact that I am a good-looking and polite young white dude so all the black ladies at McDonald's called me "sweetie," but this shit hit the spot hard. I didn't even realize there was syrup inside it until bite #3. Bonus points for that pleasant surprise.
So check this thing out if you're strapped for cash and hungry in the middle of a strip mall. And ladies, I know ya'll be worried about calories n' shit. But fuck it, my dick would rather hang out in a MoonBounce than Auschwitz, so put some meat on them bones.